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Dominic Andres's avatar

I was skeptical at first, until I got to "Well Researched Richard." Well done, sir, well done.

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Ben Christenson's avatar

Thank you!

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Haley Baumeister's avatar

my husband said: "Be honest, when you got to Community Chris, you thought of me."

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Ben Christenson's avatar

haircut that good, huh?

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The Shoemaker's avatar

Commenting halfway into this post because I can not wait. this is a masterpiece. More comments to come lol

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The Shoemaker's avatar

Okay I am done, nothing additional to report, excellent!

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Jonathan's avatar

Meanwhile most/all of the types you describe are just Narcissus gesturing towards some kind of religious consolation, even (possibly) immortality.

http://beezone.com/adida/narcissus.html

http://www.dabase.org/up-1-6.htm The Criticism That Cures the Heart

Furthermore, like all Christians they do not even begin to take into account that Death Is the Constant Message of Life http://beezone.com/latest/death_message.html

http://www.dabase.org/up-5-2.htm The Universal non-Religious Teaching of Saint Jesus of Galilee

The Truth About Religion

http://www.adidam.org/teaching/aletheon/truth-religion

http://www.adidam.org/teaching/gnosticon/universal-scientism

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Eden's avatar

zoomers tag yourselves — my husband and i are well-researched richards 😭

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Linda Hoenigsberg's avatar

Interesting!

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