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Haley Baumeister's avatar

too many good references for the Millennial Protestant to take in.

as for marrying before fame and fortune, it worked out well for me to marry a funny guy from Twitter after the height of his fame.

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Ben Christenson's avatar

Yes, it's definitely one of those "print out and read slowly with a pen in hand" kind of pieces.

w/r/t your courtship strategy: shrewd work, Haley. Like stocks, you always want to buy the dip.

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Ruth Gaskovski's avatar

Ha, thanks for the laughs! Absolutely splendid :)

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JUDGE(not)'s avatar

"You know that John Updike said, 'Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face,' right?"

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Ben Christenson's avatar

I didn't! Thank you for sharing :)

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JUDGE(not)'s avatar

I burst out laughing; a perfect response.

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